Ms. Mayor. I’ve given this a lot of consideration.
Please understand that I am a fair man who paces the interest of the city before my very own.
If there is chance that your sexual preference is undetermined, confusing or questionable, I am available day or night for the position of mayoral troubleshooter.
After 96 hours of extensive, repetitive, tests, fielding questions regarding sexual preference will have no relevance.
Willing to serve as best as I can.
Respectfully,
The Concerned Citizen
BTW- Did I mention I think she’s pretty hot?